If you are going to lounge around in your underwear, at least wear something that looks good. Girls, these are good for stealing. Note the tiny geisha dolls and little swimmers.

Price: Rs 200
Where: H2O, Pali Naka, Bandra (W)

Before the wallet, came the bill folder — the discreet mark of a gentleman. There’s place for credit cards too.

Price: Rs 500
Where: Royal Leather Goods, Colaba Causeway

If Madhuri Dixit wore shorts in bed, it would be these. Other colours available.

Price: Rs 200
Where: Stall no 66, Fashion Street

Not only is this available in XXL, it’s flattering peach and made out of linen. Dig into the box in the basement to find more.

Price: Rs 150
Where: H2O, Pali Naka, Bandra (W)

The tiny, tight print is confusing. All the more reason for the girls to draw near. Wrong: Tucked in, over jeans. Correct: Sleeves rolled-up, left out over camel corduroys or flat-fronts.

Price: Rs 750
Where: Cherry Fig, 30th Road, Bandra

Ironic if you wear it to lounge about the house. Also available in grey, green, black and blue.

Price: Rs 200
Where: Stall no 22, Fashion Street

A gentleman never goes out of style. Caution: Possibility of looking like a valet increases if buttoned over a paunch. Different styles available.

Price: Rs 200
Where: Stall no 73, Fashion Street

Women say they like a man with a sense of humour. Wear yours in bed.

Price: Rs 200
Where: Le Bijoux, Hill Road, Bandra (W)

Someday you’re going to find that perfect outfit which only needs a curly wig to be complete. Here’s where you can find one. Also available in other colours.

Price: Rs 250
Where: Stall outside Citywalk Shoes, Colaba Causeway

Leather turns to cardboard when wet. Plastic winks flirtatiously. Available in other colours.

Price: Rs 240
Where: Stall opp Cusrow Baug gate; stall opp Colaba Police station, Colaba Causeway